Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just threw up on my dentist
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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