Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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