was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
