ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
well you can't waste a boner
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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