Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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