I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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