Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
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Just took my morning after pill in the library
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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