I want to stick my p in your. b.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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