How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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