Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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