let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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