So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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