I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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