Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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