Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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