someone get that fucking seahorse.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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