The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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