Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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