i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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