Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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