I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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