he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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