Me too!
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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