Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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