Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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