mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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