If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just want nice things and good sex
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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