He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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