the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
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I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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