How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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