how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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