Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
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i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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