you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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