I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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