i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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