the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
This baby is an asshole
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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