Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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