Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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