The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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