A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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