I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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