Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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