bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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