Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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