But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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