i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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