nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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