need another drink. this is the easiest way
so that wasnt chicken after all
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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