The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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