you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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