Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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